Okay, WHAT? Ewww. Yeah, I’m pregnant, and I’m going to hook up with some guy who’s posted on craigslist who wants to “explore sexually” with a pregnant woman. He might as well have just signed this one “Creep.”
Then there’s this guy: Cocky Asshole Seeks a Saint
I’m successful at work, great in bed, handsome, fit and very confident. I am a bad boy. I like to drink, 420 and stay up late. I don’t call enough, or so I’m told. I party in Europe, Palm Beach and New York. I am the man your mother warned you about.
You are, on the other hand, a beautiful, sweet caring girl who sees that deep down I really am a good man—it’s all just a tough guy act I put on because I am uncomfortable with my vulnerability. You can’t resist this. Now be a nice little girl and send my a photo and tell me a little about yourself.
Scary thing is? There’ll probably be women FIGHTING EACHOTHER to get their hands on this prick. Why? Because some women are STUPID.
However, this guy guy makes the above cocky asshole look like a pussy.
Do you want an “Arrangement” but haven’t been able to make it happen. There are two major reasons.
1)Whatever you may think from the movies,the number of men who actually have both the resources and willingness to part with those resources toward an “accommodation” is very small compared with the number of women seeking.
2)For some strange reason women think they can set the rules when in point of fact it is the employer who almost always sets the rules for any situation in our world.Plus as we all know there is no such thing as a free lunch.
I am willing to bet that I am the only man advertising here who actually has the resources and the willingness to make a long term “accommodation” become reality. I will call the shots until we get to know each ,so lose the attitude, and follow the rules. If you doubt I am for real, can’t stop being a Diva long enough to answer in a half way polite manner, don’t want to follow my instructions exactly, or do not exactly meet my requirements, leave now. Be ready to send me 3 good,clear photos immediately.
Answer with your real first name and a cell or home number that you can be easily reached at. A cell number you never answer is a waste of time for both of us.
Tell me what I can do for you. Aim high ,but don’t be insane. In the end your requirements will be compared with others,so be proud but realistic.
Have a clue and treat this as seriously as a job interview.
Tell me where you live city, and cross streets,who with,how much privacy you have.
How many hours and which hours are you available?
Be prepared to take additional photos and answer all questions as required.
Ask whatever questions you want but respect that you are the one being interviewed.
Tell me if you drive,have a car?
This is no BS and you must be ready to begin in the next few days
There are so many ways to go at this loser, but I’m going to pick one. You’re this much of an overbearing asshole in your AD, and you want me to hand over not only my home and cell phone numbers, but the city I live in and the cross streets? I might as well just e-mail you with the subject line: Hi! Your ad sounds great! Why don’t you come rape and kill me, here’s my address!
This guy should be reported to the authorities. I wonder why he’s no longer practicing?
Manic? Bi Polar? Off Meds? Need to Talk?
I am a kind,understanding,therapist who can talk to you,treat you, and make you feel better in return for your company.I am not currently practicing and this would be a personal not professional relationship.Being able to chat on the phone is a must.If you have seen this ad before and have been tempted to write,please do. Talk to me,I can help.
And why do you think that being able to chat on the phone is a must? Probably because he needs to chat on the phone FROM PRISON.
Gosh, I’m real tempted by this one:
Note to those who have seen this ad before.I get replies everytime I run this ad.Mostly bad replies from women who start by saying what I offer is “too good to be true” and finish by saying its not good enough.I am offering a fair ,sincere deal.Answer me only if you are ready to take me up on it as written.
Perhaps we can together make both our dreams come true.
Here are the requirements.
You must be no older than 36.You must be willing to send 5 good photos that show in clear detail you and the areas you want worked on. I must find something about you attractive and sexy even before any work is done. Maybe just your butt,or eyes,or the way you kiss,but there has to be something. I have to be able to trust you 100%.
Here’s the Deal
You do the leg work.You make a complete item by item list of what you want done ,who you want to do it ,and about what it will cost.It can be anything big or small but I have to agree to each procedure individually. I would only veto something I did not think would improve your looks .I get to choose in what order the procedures are done.You “pay” for each procedure individually by spending time with me at a mutually agreed upon rate in advance of each proceedure.We will discuss this in detail over the phone ASAP if I am interested.You have the chance to quit after each procedure. Please do not waste my time,this is the only arrangement I am offering,exactly as it is worded. I will only be involved with one person at a time, and I am eager to start, so answer now
Good god. WTF is up with these people? And these are only the men seeking women. I haven’t yet started perusing the women seeking men, or the women seeking women, or the men seeking men.
