Viki Babbles

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

White Sox are the World Champions! October 27, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 6:44 pm

Yeah! Chicago has a winning team again! It’s been so long.

It amazes me what having a winning team does to energize a city. We are all very happy.

A neighbor of ours, last week, played a joke on my husband by calling up and telling him that her husband had been offered tickets to game 2 but couldn’t use them and asked if he wanted them. Well, hell, of course he did! Then she said, “Sorry, I figured you’d have known I was kidding.”

So last night, after the game, we tee-peed her house. It was fun. My husband took a pair of his grubby work socks and stuck one on the antenna of her car, and hung one off her side view mirror.

And it rained last night!

In other news, John at Romantic Ramblings has paid his debt by writing a wonderful poem. I will quote it here, but you should still go over and visit his blog. He’s got some great things to say, and he’s very funny.

The 2005 World Series
(With profound apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer, author of ‘Casey At the Bat.”)

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Houston nine last night:
The series stood at three to zip, with little hope in sight.
No Texas team had ever made it quite that far before,
But now Chicago’s White Sox were about to slam the door.

The first game in Chicago led to many anxious doubts:
The Rocket Roger Clemens only lasted for six outs.
And though the Astros tied it up at three in just the third,
The Sox just kept on coming. Won by two, or so we’ve heard.

And Game Two was no better, though exciting at the last,
For Houston tied it in the ninth with two runs coming fast.
Chicago struggled, looking like a boxer on the ropes.
But then Podsednick homered, thus erasing all our hopes.

But now our team was coming home! They’d play much better here!
Games 3 through 5 at Minute Maid! We’d teach those Sox to fear!
And so with hope and confidence in Houston’s Killer Bees,
We watched them take a 4-0 lead… but then they seemed to freeze.

First Crede homered in the fifth, but that was just one run.
We’ll surely get the others out. Hey, winning feels like fun!
But then Chicago batted ‘round, and when the dust did clear,
We found that we were down by one, with little left to cheer.

But Lo! Deep in the eighth our Houston “A”-stros battled back.
They tied the game at five, and then they went on the attack!
With bases loaded in the ninth, they needed just one more.
But Ensberg swung and missed three times. We fussed and fumed and swore!

The innings came; the innings went, and time kept marching past.
The longest series game of all, we held out till the last.
But in the 14th with the bullpens empty and depleted,
Chicago finally prevailed, and Houston was defeated.

But hope dies hard. With one chance left to keep from being swept,
Game 4 arrived to sold-out stands. The fans their faith had kept.
And all the losses, all the wins that brought us pain or bliss,
With everything now on the line, it all came down to this.

A classic pitchers’ duel emerged, and batters could not hit!
Though sometimes runners reached the bases, nothing came of it.
For seven innings neither team could get a runner home.
Then Houston pulled out Backe (a mistake, now thought by some).

In inning 8 Chicago’s batters quickly found their groove,
And Lidge, the “expert closer,” couldn’t make his slider move.
Through decent defense Houston held the Sox to just one score,
They had just two short innings then to win, or tie once more.

I could go into detail about who did what to whom.
And claim that it was “no offense” that sealed the Astros’ doom.
They managed to get runners in position for a score,
But all were stranded by Uribe’s fielding, slick and sure.

So now, the series over, with the Sox as reigning champs,
And all the Houston fans departed down the exit ramps,
It seems the mighty “A”-Stros with their fearsome Killer Bees
Have by a clearly better team been brought down to their knees.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
Last night some men were laughing while their smiling children slept;
But there was no joy in Houston – the hapless ASS-tros had been swept!

 

BlogMad October 23, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 5:55 pm

You’ve probably heard rumblings about this new thing called BlogMad. It hasn’t officially launched yet, but I took the plunge, and the chance that I was about to get madly spammed and signed up. It appears that they’ve got a few things planned that are different from the other traffic exchanges.

If you want to check it out and sign up, click here (and yes, I’ll get some referral credits, if you don’t want me to get any, because you’re some kind of mean and nasty and selfish person, just go straight to www.blogmad.net and sign yourself up.

Because my laptop is still in the shop, I can’t load up any of the cool fucking banners and buttons they’ve got, but rest assured, as soon as I can, I will. Some of them are hilarious. I’m going to try to show one here. Let’s see if this works.

Oh, yeah, it worked! It worked! If you click on the banner, you’ll be taken to the sign-up page.

 

White Sox vs. Astros! October 20, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 6:08 am

Well, tickets for the World Series games in Chicago sold out in 18 minutes. I wasn’t aware of that, however, and sat staring at my screen, which kept telling me that my wait time was 15 minutes, until 12:45. Oh well. No best day ever for my husband!

However, the White Sox will be beating the Astros in the World Series, so the Duke of Earle from Romantic Ramblings and I are going to make a friendly wager.

Now I’ve got to think of something. Because just betting money would get me some more, but wouldn’t be as fun. What do you think, Duke of Earle?

 

White Sox October 18, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 11:50 am

I am, in fifteen minutes, going to attempt to order tickets for a World Series game. I hope to get them for Sunday, and if I do, it’ll be a triple header for our family. 11 a.m. my son has a football game, after which we will race down to the Bears game, after which we will race over to Comiskey Park (I refuse to call it The Cell, oh, damn, I just did) for game 2 of the World Series.

My husband, when he figured this out, said, “It will be the best day of my entire life.”

I can’t even be mad at him, because he’s right. Especially if the Bears win!

By the way, I am still alive (obviously). I am just still super busy with school. I start student teaching tomorrow morning. My laptop is still in the shop, as when I went to pick it up I saw that the original problem hadn’t really been fixed PLUS the lovelies at the Geek Squad fucked up the battery compartment so that it not only will not shut all the way, thus preventing the battery from making a proper connection, but the door and lock for it are jammed and cannot be forced open, even by a Geek Squad member with bags under his eyes and a little metal pick that he insisted on shoving into the battery compartment repeatedly. Plus, they lost one of the little rubber feet on the bottom. I told him to take it back and actually fix it, plus the things they broke.

Stupid Best Buy.

My computer time is limited on our house computer, as I have to compete with my husband on his duck hunter’s forum and my kids playing games and doing homework.

Anyway, it’s 10 til. I must go have a quick smoke before I try to order these tickets.

I will be back soon, I promise!

 

Busy Busy October 9, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 9:47 pm

I’m busy as hell. Whine, moan, complain, bitch, groan, whine some more.

Plus, my laptop is back in the shop. I won’t be posting much in the next week or so, if at all. I don’t even have time to read everyone else’s blogs.

I promise, though, I’ll be back soon! Try not to miss me too much.

 

Crappy Blog Alert October 4, 2005

Filed under: Have You Been Drinking?, Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 11:05 pm

Yes, this blog is in, yet again, a crappy phase.

I don’t like to be in a crappy phase. I like to drop little posts about my fabulous boots in amongst the more meaningful and well-written and interesting posts that should abound on this blog.

However, it seems that the only thing that abounds is posts about my boots.

What to do?

1. Make excuses for being a crappy blogger:
a. I’m too drunk
b. I’m REALLY busy with homework, family, etc.
c. I’m actually a brain-dead coma patient being kept alive by machines against my will
d. I have nothing to say, i.e. I’ve actually stopped being the babbler I was born to be
e. I’m too drunk
f. I’m too busy
g. My doc just upped my xanax prescription. I like xanax.
h. I need to go smoke a cigarette

2. Promise to do better
a. I swear I’ll write better posts. I mean it. They’ll be funny and enjoyable.
b. I’ll stop getting all bent out of shape by politics. Why? Because politics are stupid. Kinda like George Bush. I still want the fucker impeached, don’t get me wrong. But there are a lot of other, better qualified people out there writing about this stuff.
c. I’ll drink more. My posts are always funnier when I’m shit-faced.
d. I’ll stop passing off my results from STUPID INTERNET QUIZZES as actual posts, even when they’re funny. Because if I’ve come across stupid internet quizzes, that means I’ve been surfing the blogs and the internet, and I’m supposed to stop doing that.
e. I don’t know, I can’t think of anything else. Like I said, I’m drunk.

Honestly, though, here’s the vicious (did I spell that wrong? Is that a problem for you? Too fucking bad.) circle: Traffic exchanges bring me traffic, but it’s really a minimum amount of traffic. Plus, when I’m surfing for credits, I’m only rarely coming across a blog worth reading and adding it to my bloglines list. In addition (I know, it’s just a different way of saying “plus.” I’m a writer. I don’t like to be all redundant and shit.), when I’m spending time blog-surfing/clicking/soldiering/exploding/whatever, I’m not writing, and writing is what I’m supposed to be doing. Damnit all, I’m drunk. I meant to have one beer when I got home from class, and that turned into five. Six? Seven? Who the hell are you to count how many fucking beers I’ve had? So what if I took a xanax before I went to class, and that only made me all tired and spaced out and unable to pay attention. What’s it to you? Were you in my class? What the hell am I talking about? I’m dizzy.

If you’re able to follow all of this, you get a prize. What’s the prize? I don’t know. A beer, okay? I’ll send you a fucking warm-ass shitty budweiser in the fucking mail, okay? No, bullshit. No prize for you. If you’re able to follow all this, it means I’m still capable of writing a rambling, run-on sentence that makes sense even though it’s a rambling run-on sentence, even when I’ve been drinking since 6 p.m.

What? What the fuck am I trying to say here?

Okay, here it is: I’m going to spend all the time that I’ve been spending blog-surfing/clicking/exploding/soldiering (no, not soldering, that’s different, and involves dipping things in liquid lead, or using a soldering gun to solder metal onto something else), etc., on doing the things I’m supposed to be doing, which, if you asked my husband, would be laundry and toilet-cleaning, which is not my strong point, i.e., I don’t clean much of anything in between cleaning-lady visits, but if you asked me would be writing. Oh, shit, I lost my train of thought. What was that? Is someone setting off fucking fireworks on a (what is this, tuesday?) tuesday night? WTF is with that? Is it thunder? And what’s with the stupid train engineers blasting their fucking horns through my town at 11 p.m. when we are supposed to be some kind of fucking quiet zone?

Goddamn it all to hell, what am I supposed to be writing about here? I have no fuckin gidea! And I don’t even care to go back and fix that! Here’s what it’s like when I don’t go back to fix all of myu spelling anderreors and typos, which ia have a pathetic and ocd issue with, and it’s realy ahrd (that’s hard) for me to ignore them, because even though I blew off mose (most) of my typing class, as it was my first class when I was a junior in high schoo, and I awas usually standing outside smoking pot and cigarettes at that time, and never went to class, somehow this weird ocd have to go back and fix the eorrors (wtf?) when I type has overcome me, and I an’t )(can’t) help but go back and fizx them, and even though I’m going to hit “publish”, (oh, that kills me, that’s a typo and grammar error allin one), I’ll probably eventually come back and edit to fix all these annoying drunken typos.

Maybe I should just end this shit and hit publish and go the fuck to bed. Right now. Because I have no ideas what wthe fuck I was trying to say in the first place ndn I’m too drunk to go back and try to figure it out. Bye bye my lveley (lovely).

 

This one’s for the Queen of Ass October 4, 2005

Filed under: Uncategorized — vikibabbles @ 11:04 pm

me relaxing on the beach

My legs don’t look so good in this pic. I have no excuse but bad camera angle, really. However, you can see that I embody my worship of the sun with the tattoo on my leg (it’s a sun), and the tan that may or may not be coming through in this pic. I just hope the cellulite isn’t coming through in this pic.

And yes, I should save this for HNT, but I don’t really participate, and if I wait until thursday, I’ll forget.