Comments on: 100 Things

By: Viki

Viki — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:50:24 +0000

I don’t remember what the reward is for reading the whole thing. I’d have to read it to find out, and god knows I don’t want to do that. I do, however, want to write another 100 things about myself, and then let other people point out all the things that are the same, or all the things that contradict each other, yadda yadda.

I didn’t learn anything about myself writing this, other than that I am capable of writing 100 things about myself. And really, many of them aren’t actually about me.

I’m drinking apple pie. It is a home-brew liquor-type thing that people in Wisconsin dreamed up that tastes EXACTLY like you are drinking apple pie. Apple pie with Everclear in it. I am drinking this apple pie out of a shot glass (a LARGE shotglass) with an etching on it of the Tower of London. How do I know it’s the Tower of London? Because underneath the etched picture are the words “Tower of London” etched in the glass. I’m drinking the homemade apple-pie-tasting, very alcoholic liquor out of this little shotglass. I’m on my third little shotglass.

Anyway, quick, I think I’m going to write a New and Improved 100 Things about me.

And, by the way, I think it took me a few hours to write that. I know I did it all in one day. While drinking.

And, I’m glad you’re here.

By: quick

quick — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:31:34 +0000

How long did it take you to write that? Don’t think I could write 100 things about me… no wait – maybe I could. And maybe I’d learn something about myself. Hmm… that sounded a little too new age hippie head case, didn’t it.

Read all 100 with pleasure. What’s my reward again?

By: Viki

Viki — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:32:07 +0000

I inherited that from my mother, only she won’t admit she does it.

By: Tricia

Tricia — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:14:17 +0000

“11. Sometimes when someone asks me a question, and I don’t have an answer, I make one up. I’m usually right, but I give the answer very convincingly and the someone always believes me. Well, almost always. But even the people who know for a fact that I do this still ask me questions. Do I have fucking GOOGLE written on my forehead?”

that’s so funny because i do exactly the same thing!!! =]

By: Viki

Viki — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:28:26 +0000

I so wish the grocery store was open right now. I can barely type but I’d go get myself a totiino’s right now

By: Jawad Habib

Jawad Habib — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:10:54 +0000

I survived off of Totinos pizzas for almost a whole semmester (they were 78 cents a piece at low bills!) didn’t gain a pound of fat though. btw, i love the mexican style one. it’s yummy.

By: viki

viki — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:54:51 +0000

Ha! Meredith! You’ve just solved a problem for me. My worst week teaching was the only one I wasn’t hungover for! Now I know the secret.

By: meredith

meredith — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:49:29 +0000

Viki! The Dopescrew website connected me to you… I thought, is that Viki? Viki-Viki? And it is, hooray, you! Now I’m gonna go have a drink, cause I have to teach tomorrow morning and I haven’t yet learned how to do it without a hangover. A little headache seems to give me an edge on the squirming little pips.

By: megan

megan — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:32:41 +0000

I’m with you on many of these, but mostly #12. When I lived alone, all my art (and I’ve got some good stuff. I’ll be a serious collector when I get money) was leaning against the walls. What if I hung it and didn’t like the spot? I’d be left with a hole in the wall.

My boyfriend, Christopher, has cured me of this and all other commitment issues.

I like this Hundred Things thing. Gonna give it a go myself.

By: Barbara

Barbara — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:14:19 +0000

I, too, just buried an old Saturn. Mine started smelling like maple syrup and vibrated more than a… well… vibrator. It was actually becoming fun to drive… LOL